sardarji

Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying....A person asked "what are u doing...?" He replied "higher studies".......

A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"

Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train Friend: Why? Sardar: I got upper berth Friend: Why didn't you exchange? Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth... Have Fun! Bye Jagan

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving...

:SugarwareZ-020:Sardar Jokes : Sardarji and cricket match with West Indies 22 11 2008 Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the...

Sardar,ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA, WHAT HE THINKS??. . . . . . GUESS.... . . . "YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI" :p

interviewer : what is your birthdate? lalu : 13th november interviewer : which year? lalu : oye stupid every year.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5baje phasi d jaygi. Sardar:HA HA HA. Police:Kyo has rahe ho?. Sardar:Mai to uthta hi subah 9baje hu

A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs 1 Crore............ and............. The questions are as follows : 1) How long was the 100 yr war ? A ) 116 B ) 99 C ) 100 D ) 150 .............Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made ? A )...

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks...

Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School. Needless to say, he never made it... do you wanna know why ???? These are the answers he gave ... ANTIBODY - against everyone ARTERY - the study of fine paintings BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria COMA - punctuation mark DIAGNOSIS -...