relaxing

Dad to his son: If u fail in exam, u'll lose the right to say Papa to me. After few seeks Dad asks his son, "What happened to you result?" Son: Dimaag kharaab mat kar Babulal

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally...