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Nagin naag ko kiss karegi to kaunsa gaana gaayegi?? . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . Socho!!! . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . Zeher hai ke pyar hai tera chumma...!!

Jackie

PJs Question : What is the opposite of Achaar… …. No, nooo.. its not Vichaar Opposite of Achaar is Onion Par Kaisse???? Aise :: Achaar = Pickle = pee-kal Opposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion….Hence proved!!!! Whats the opposite of Real?? Its COCONUT…. kya hua…. Confused?? jara...

Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? Because it was all in vein Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? It had no point. What's Mary short for? She's got no legs. Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime. A man is riding on his bike...

Ek baar Sunil Gavaskar ko Australian film company se invitation aaya, "'Gavaskar' movie ka Premier hai, aap zaroor aaiye". > > > > > Gavaskar bahut khush hue, India walo ne to movie nahi banayi, Australia walo ne to thodi kadra ki.

This thread is dedicated to PJs that make you want to rip ur hair out

The maximum height of stupidity? Two sardars sitting on a scooter and fighting for a window seat!

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who...

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. Teacher to Sardar: Write your best...

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan Jai jawan jai kisan Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi Joron ki baarish...