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Lesson Number 1 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: "Sure, why not." so, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the...

$eeing the meltdown in lighter vein ! 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. It's called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street - Jay Leno 3. The difference...

What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance the local community swimming pool In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters' home pool

New Job Interview Technique Take the prospective employee and put him in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave him alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what he is doing. If he has taken the table apart, put him in Engineering. If...