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President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend...

1) What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito? Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!! (2) What did baby corn ask mom corn??? Where is Pop corn? (3) Why is the River Rich? It has two Banks! 4) What do computers like to eat? Chips! (5) Why did the teacher wear...

Dear All, A very Happy day to you. The marriage season is on.. This one is a marriage proposal..You will get crazy ! ************* ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA. *RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT! Madam : I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in...

Friend 1: You are lucky!!! There is always a sound of laughter from your home, I think thats what one needs in married life from a wife Friend 2: Dont go into any misconception. My wife will throw a plate on me, if it hits she laughs and if it misses i Laugh. Thats the reason

ladka : i love you....... ladki : main bewkoofo se pyar nahi karti...... ladka : par main to karta hoon.... :SugarwareZ-218:

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi. Santa [/FONT]: Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..? :SugarwareZ-208: Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin...

Corporate Lesson number one : A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden...

hi this is joke.. please after reading this do laugh.. bcoz i will get points for that.. and as much points i will get.. the more it will show that more the prople are happy to use this website.........

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

jab parrot hua dirty, parrot se boli maina don't u worry surf excel hay na.... Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat bakre ne maari bakri ko laat gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai bakre ne mari bakri ko laat TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA...

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

frns laughter is the best medicine. so join me in the cause..

A man walked into a barber shop thinking tha it is a hotel...When he was attended to,he asked-'Whats available?' The other man answered-'cutting and shaving' He replied-'k..2 plates of both'..... hahahahaaaaaaaaa

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and...

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, "Hi, we're hot and we want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the...

if gal vomits her prnts asks- "kaun tha woh kamina?" if boy vomits - "kamine, kaha pee kr aya hai ??" no matter whoevr vomits, boys r always kamina !!

O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy' And probably won't until the day I die. Please, Lord, help me in this hour As I take my case to the highest power. I care not for fame or loot Just help me find one square root. And Lord, please let me see...

Great Indian Mom! A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made...

The management gurus are getting into laughter......................................... its

MOM'S LOVE A TRUE INSPIRATION TO ALL OF US!!! When you were 1 year Old, She fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long. When you were 2years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called. When you were 3years old she made all your food with...