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-Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo...

Bush: Tujhe Swimming ati hai? Lalu: No Bush:Tere Se to Kutta achha hai jo swim kar leta hai Lalu:Tujhe Ati hai? Bush: Ya Lalu: Fir tere aur Kutte me Kya fark Hai.

Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg? Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!:SugarwareZ-259:

:eek::SugarwareZ-168: Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA . few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained...

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Railway Minister Lalu Prasad Yadav exhorted students to keep three points in mind- honesty, dedication to the organisation and a vision for the future - to ensure that India takes its rightful place in the world . Yadav was in Kochi to deliver a lecture on the 'Turnaround of Indian Railways' at...

Improper behaviour of railway staff, problems in passenger bookings, non-functioning of enquiry offices and late running of trains constitute majority of complaints against Indian Railway. "While we have fixed the complaints into 21 categories, it has been found that 50 per cent of them are...

Patna: Railway Minister Lalu Prasad has mastered the art of remaining in news. This time, it's his bull Nandani which has people gaping. Nandani was gifted to Lalu by NT Ramo Rao's daughter Pundeshwari and the animal's been enjoying a star status from the moment it arrived in Patna. Even...

New Delhi: Railway Minister Lalu Prasad on Sunday claimed that he is "minister number one" and said his ministry was poised to cross another milestone with profits likely to touch the Rs 20,000 crore mark this year. "Maine media se barabar suna aur samjha hai log mujhe do numbri ya joker kehte...

Lalu`s horse gets a new master Patna, Nov 19: Railway Minister Lalu Prasad's prized possession-- a horse which responds to only English commands-- finally found a new master today. 'Pawan', who was on display for the last three days at one of Asia's biggest cattle fairs in Bihar's Sonepur...

Fun and games with Lalu Sir The usual austerity of the classroom at IIM-Ahmedabad was certainly missing. A new ‘Sir’ was to give lessons on Monday. We were all waiting to see Professor Lalu Prasad in his usual style — loud, dismissive, comic-self. Though we had been asked to prepare well and...

New Delhi: How many times have you called railway enquiry to enquire whether the train your relatives are coming on is on time only to hear the frustrating message "Aap kataar mein hain, kripya pratiksha kijiye (Your call is in queue, please wait)"? Finally there is an end to the...

NEW DELHI: The low-cost airlines had already been feeling the heat of rising fuel costs. And, now the Lalu Prasad-led Indian Railways had decided to turn on the heat more by announcing a cool 30% cut in AC fares. It is understood that the fare war would be launched by the minister on October...

In June 2006, it was reported that Prakash Agro Industries (Prakash Agro), an agro-based company in India, was selling cattle fodder under the brand name ‘Lalu Pashu Aahar’ (Lalu cattle food). That the product had used the name ‘Lalu’ as a brand didn’t surprise any one. It had increasingly...