jokes!!!

sardar received a messages from his girl friend I Miss you sardar replied: I Mr. You English teacher: one cute and young girl is walking on the road. change this into an exclamatory sentences. student: Aailaa, ITEMM! Teacher: explain digestive system in one sentence? student: it is the...

1. once a prsn went 4 buying vegetables..n he askd d veg. vendor 4 giving him one kilo of d dumbest potatoes available wid him..the veg vendor askd him y he needed the dumbest potatoes.... the prsn replied tat he hd to make "dumb(dum) aloo" at home.....thats y...[:D] 2. once a batsman came to...