joke:

I don't like Vodafone products because of their slogan: "Join the worlds largest mobile community". Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the gypsies.

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. ‘How are you going to travel on a single ticket?’ asked a lawyer. ‘Wait and watch,’ answered one...