The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!":SugarwareZ-254:
Little Johny and Teacher
Teacher asked her class: "If there are five birds(flying kind) on the fence and you shoot one of them, how many birds are left?"
Little Johnny answers: "None are left, they all fly away at the sound of the first shot."
Teacher: "No actually four are left but I like...