husbands

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative...

once a married man goes to the railway station to recieve his wife .....and she met her husband...she said " what has happened to you sweet heart ???why arent you smiling ??...look at other couples .....the guys are so happy ...." the man said " sweet heart ....theres a small difference....all...

HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A CRICKET MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS: "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY. "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ELECTRICIAN PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."...