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SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB. A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS, AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN. MAN: "Hello". WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes". WOMAN: "I am at the mall...

A man speaks 25,000 words a day & a women speaks 30,000 words a day. But the problem starts when husband comes home in the evening after consuming his 25,000 words and ..... Wife starts his 30,000 words from there...

A good and civil way to have a fight instead of getting physical.... Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. :SugarwareZ-217: WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative...

:SugarwareZ-196: Husband (Returns late from work ): "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some...

INSTALLING HUSBAND‏ A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly...

A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "yes and you also have soup all over you!" A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Q. What's the similiarity between a husband and a mobile? Think......... think............ think......... No guesses......... if u wait a little, u will get a better model. Hey, nothing personal...... I am a boy tooo......and a potential husband

:SugarwareZ-156:....u all like this Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child? Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to...

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you...

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in 6 months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. WIves like that are hard to get!! ;-)

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. ‘Be careful,’ he said to his wife. ‘You’ll bring out the beast in me.’ ‘So what?’ his wife shot back. ‘Who’s afraid of a mouse?’

The Perfect Husband... Several men are in the guest room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN...

L.B. Councilwoman Suja Lowenthal, husband to divorce ... two area water districts. She has an undergraduate degree in economics from UCLA, an MBA from Cal State Los Angeles and a doctorate in public policy from USC, according ... More...

Stephanie Okereke Accuse Husband of Infidelity ... the part of IIoenyosi. Accusing her ex- husband of being married to one Ijeoma Mba at a time they were supposed to be a couple, Okereke, in her divorce ... More...

Prospective husband: 'Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?? Salesgirl: 'The fiction department is on the other side, sir.:big_grin:

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man...

Hi frenz..... This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field. HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or...