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Boeing expects orders to swell from India If Boeing Company's outlook for the Indian aviation industry is anything to go by, the current industry downturn is a short-term phenomenon. In its market outlook for India for 2008, the aircraft maker Boeing has forecast an increase in...

NEW DELHI: In a surprise move, a changed accounting practice enabled India's largest private airline Jet Airways to post a Q1 profit of Rs 143 crore in this fiscal- a fourfold jump from Rs 30 crore in the same period last year. Since jet fuel prices have skyrocketed from this April, all...

:SugarwareZ-191:[SIZE="4"][/SIZE] DUBAI -- Oil-rich Persian Gulf states, whose airlines have ordered billions of dollars worth of jetliners, now plan to leverage their financial clout into making parts for those planes. As Airbus, Boeing Co. and General Electric Co. struggle with soaring oil...

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rehte hai jo nigaho se door, Sare wahi Question compulsory hote hai

Teacher asks: What is ur caste? Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,fhir Rajput hue, phir Sharma ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi.... Aage Mummy ki marji

Rahul gandhi: mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho pa rahi.. Sonia gandhi: kyun beta? Rahul gandhi: har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do!

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Kalidas ka ek bahi joote banata hai, Uska Naam Kya hai? . . . . . Adidas!

The Suicide Bomber Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies...

It's Christmas time and Santa and Banta decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Santa brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Banta...

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, Me meri biwi tang aa gaya ho, sochta ho jate hau raaste mein meri biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga. Banta: Yaar meri bi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena. Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi me dhaka de doon?

An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Banta went on a mountain-climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge, an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them. As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing...

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Bunta : I give up. Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet...

George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the...

What if the IT Industry start making films ? Some future film titles will be like :--- 1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai---Humara dil apke paas hai 2) Aao chat kare---Aao Pyar Kare 3) Programmer no.1---Coolie no.1 4) Mera naam developer---Mera naam joker 5) Java wale job le jayenge---Dilwale...

E-mail ID's of our cricketers 1 LAXMAN: [email protected] 2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com 3 SACHIN: [email protected] 4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com 5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com 6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com 7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com 8...

Love Proposal! To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself...

Are you qualified to be a professional The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional. Scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a...

Interview!!! OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER ...