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    jokes for u

    Software ADs on Doordarshan! "The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII" Boy - "I am a PB boy" Girl - "I am a PB gal" "Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder" "Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs" Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"...
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    A JOkE A DAY keeps tension away!!

    Hell for Gates! Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... "Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet...
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    Kuchh Meetha Ho Jaye :)

    op 10 Signs that You`ve Overdosed on The World Wide Web Your opening line is: "So, what`s your homepage address?" You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds. You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance...
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    jokes for u

    The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to...
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    CoRpoRAte lESSonS!!

    he he ... gr8 thread. keep going guys. hope to get more of the "corporate lessons"
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    After 12th STD- college or BPO?

    I guess college is a better option. if someone is not economically strong then he can do the BPO during the vacation and that will add to his experience also.
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    Is maturity directly propotional to age?

    I say that maturity is not linked with age. u r expected to become mature with age. but many people do not and there are many who become mature at an earlier age. so age is ofcourse not a determinant of maturity.
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    FDI in agriculture?

    I do not support FDI in agri because I think that this will increase the exploitation of farmers. Instead farmers should be taught the modern ways. the government machine should me made active, instead of taking the FDI path.
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    SMS culture-good or bad?

    i support ur decision that sms should do justification to the rich literature. But the operators should also lift the word-limit to support the move.
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