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Jokes part 9 England vs Brazil match It's just before the England vs Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but...

Jokes part 8 Way too much wrestling... You watch way too much wrestling when....... On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". You call a beer by your name. Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs and mandible...

Jokes part 7 Way too much wrestling... You watch way too much wrestling when....... On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". You call a beer by your name. Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs and mandible...

Jokes part 6 Way too much wrestling... You watch way too much wrestling when....... On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". You call a beer by your name. Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs and mandible...

Jokes part 5 How was I out? Batsman: “How was I out?” Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?” Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!” “That was the best innings I ever played,” said the young man. “Well!” said his captain, “you mustn’t let that discourage you.” What’s the...

Jokes part 4 Pehchana nahin Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public. He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow. So he does go to the market dressed as a woman. There, a beautiful woman comes up...

Jokes part 3 Skipper Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper! What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea! Where do footballers dance? At a football! What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts! Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla...

Jokes part 2 Tennis player You should never marry a tennis player, because to them love means nothing. What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? "See you round..." Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit? A: Who's making all the racquet? Q: What do you serve but...

Go by sound Back in the pavilion, the batsman was talking to a team mate. 'I can't understand it,' he said, 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out’. His friend looked sympathetic. 'Sometimes they go by sound.' Just before the match, the secretary...

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