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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a...

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging...

Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No...

A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad. Was he generous? give money to the poor...

:SugarwareZ-254: A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been...

Hi All, I am doing my CRM from symbiosis. Am looking for a project on CRM in the Hotel Industry. If someone has one pls do send it to me. Regards

Hi All, I am doing my CRM from symbiosis. Am looking for a project on CRM in the Hotel Industry. If someone has one pls do send it to me. Regards

Hi All, I am doing my CRM from symbiosis and working with a financial company. Am looking for a project on CRM in the Hotel Industry. If someone has one pls do send it to me. Regards

Hi, i am doing a project on CRM Implementation in the Hotel Industry. if any of you'll have done one please hep me and give me a few pointers.

Hi, I am looking for a project on Customer Relationship Management. Kindly help