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Hi Smart type post something real, it was posted by me the same day u copy pasted from my thread atleast u should have changed the title. Below is the link to my thread, http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/44093-wacky-definitions.html Grow up buddy or...

Sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be shattered. Then I say...

Making a Baby photo, not a dirty word in it, just your imagination matters !!!! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now The...

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury...

Koi chirag jalata hai dewane ke vaste, koi chirag jalata hai parwane ke vaste, hum chirag jalate hai unke vaste jo hume bhulaye baithe hain kisi begane ke vaste. Har ghari sochte hain bhalai teri, sun nahi sakte burai teri, haste haste ro parti hain ankhen meri, is tarah se sehte hain...

Relationship between Two Eyes : Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? They blink together, They move together, They cry together, They see things together and They sleep together ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what is true...

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house...

Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when...

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The...

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the...

Manzile bhi uski thi..Rasta bhi uska.... ek main akela tha..kafila bhi uska tha.... Sath-sath chalne ne soch bhi uski thi.... phir raasta badelne ka faisla bhi uska tha.... aaj kyon akela hoon..dil sawal karta hai.....log to uske the hi........ par kya khuda bhi uska tha...........??????

WAQT NAHI Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein, Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein, Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai, Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi. Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke, Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi. Saare Naam...

Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep It in...

*If you like to get out from a noisy party and walk together outside only with him/her, you are in love with him/her. * When you are together with him/her, you pretend to ignore him/her. But when he/she is not around you, you might look around to find him/her. At that moment, you are in love...

The Perfect Husband... Several men are in the guest room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN...

*****Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State**... LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After...

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS AN ISLAND WHERE ALL THE FEELINGS LIVED. ONE DAY THERE WAS A STORM IN THE SEA AND ISLAND WAS ABOUT TO GET DROWN. EVERY FEELING WAS SCARED BUT LUV MADE A BOAT TO ESCAPE. EVERY FEELING BOARDED THE BOAT. ONE FEELING WAS LEFT ON THE ISLAND LUV GOT DOWN TO SEE WHO IT...

There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won honour and prizes. One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer...

1. What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards . ************************************************************* 2. What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************************************************************* 3. What...