The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England...
Manager - “From your references I see you’ve had four jobs in the last
month.”
Applicant - “Yes, sir, but doesn’t that shows how much in demand I am?”