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Hi, I have 106 Posts still I dont have access to premium Project Reports. In the section of premium Project Reports it is clearly mentioned any1 with above 100 posts will have access to these reports. So, what problem is this and what do i need to do to have access to these reports?

Hi, I have 106 Posts still I dont have access to premium Project Reports. In the section of premium Project Reports it is clearly mentioned any1 with above 100 posts will have access to these reports. So, what problem is this and what do i need to do to have access to these reports?

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm...

We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls. In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what? They aren't synonyms. Do you want to know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS- is arriving...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a season series entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso...

A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." "Great idea," the drunk replies. "Tits!"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to...

A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counselor. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally...

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel,I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me...

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two bratty kids in tow. Up and down the aisles she screams obscenities at them. The kids of course act miserable the whole time. No one has a clue what to do or say. As a result, the whole place is in a tense hush wherever...

ow Bush Can Solve Three Problems at Once - Chris Holmes Here is how to do it: First, Dig a moat the length of the Mexican Border. Then take the dirt from the moat and use it to raise the levees in New Orleans. Then put the Florida alligators in the moat. Poof! Immigration problems are solved...

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have...

How Brokeback Mountain Gave New Meaning to Western Dialogue - Doug Hewitt 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6. Two words: "Saddle...

This is for all of you who were raised in the 1940's, 50's, and 60's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby...

Dear Hints to Heloise: I am writing to say what an excellent product I have found Tide to be! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I continue to be amazed at the effectiveness of this wonderful cleaner. About a month ago, I...

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped a card on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table as he tried to rise. He emerged...

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty...

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"...

Bubba and Earl are two avid hunters who got a pilot to take them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they were loading them on the plane to come home, the pilot tells them the plane can only carry four. The two good old boys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let...

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real...