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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest...

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated, as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo. The lion was so happy and started...

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as : "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." ************ ********* TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a...

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths...

If the alarm goes off, don’t run downstairs.. wait and watch !! XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins...

And then the fight started.... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... . So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... **** My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the...

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman...

Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strap of ur bra. Teacher: GET OUT of class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy 2: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH. She bent down 2 take chalk, Little Johny started walking out. Teacher: Johny, why r u going out...

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a train. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third...

People born between 1925 and 1945....Are called... The Silent Generation People born between 1946 and 1964...Are called.... The Baby Boomers People born between 1965 and 1984...Are called.... Generation X. People born after 1984....Are called.... Generation Y BUT......... Y Why do we...

hey good statistics but aagey phone no bhi likh dete to personal wishes he de dete :-)

yes, for almost for another year nobody will dare to go to pakistan...

its really funny..but we should nt use names....

yes y not..we need a president who can represent our country whether its man or woman

not at all..i think they are just made for models only :-)

yes its become a business now these days......

yes why not, its their way of makin love..its their attraction n preference...so y not

it depends upon the price of oil barrels in the industry..

i thinks movie is gud and they just depicted how much you learn from your daily life..