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A gud teacher is one who tells us to study hard. but a best teacher is one who stands outside the exam hall n shouts- "oye kamino principal aa gaya parchiyan chupa lo!!" :kelw:

Ox : Ae, kya bolti tu?? Cow: Ae, kya main bolu?? Ox: Aati kya gaushala?? Cow: Kya karu aake main gaushala?? Ox: Mundi hilaenge, ghas chabaenge gobar felaenge aur kya!!! :lmfaooo:

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEER pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

Girlfriend 2 boyfriend- "Mera bachha, mera shona, mera guglu muglu, mera cutie baby, wud u like 2 marry me, baby" Byfrnd- "r u tryin to propose me OR Adopt me." :SugarwareZ-154:

Little bird in the sky, dropping potty on ur eye, u don't worry, u don't cry, u just thank god that baffaloes can't fly...!!! :lmfaoo:

hey guys chck out these cat papers 2001-2006 :SugarwareZ-297:

Man shoots mad dog 2 save lady. newspaper: INDIAN SAVES LADY man - m nt indian. newspaper :FOREIGNER SAVES LADY man - im a pakistani newspaper : TERRORIST ATTACK LOCAL DOG

pehli baar love kahan par invent hua tha??? . . . . . socho. or socho. made in china..........!!!! tabhi to love mein guarrantee or warranty nahi milti....... ha ha :lmfaoo:

hi guys chck out dese quetions........................!!!!!!!!!1

1 chote bacche ne darwaza khola aur apni didi ke boyfrnd ko dekh kar bola "Aap roz didi se milne aate ho, apki apni didi nahi hai kya???" :SugarwareZ-178:

A 2yr boy to a 2yr girl. EXCUSE ME!! Do u hve band aid?? I scrapped my knee when i fell in love with u :love:

1 punjaban STD par gayi or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye. STD wale ne pucha kyon mara?? punjaban boli samne board par likha hai 2 laga ke dial karo

it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use in 1 exam join us 2 save trees "SAY NO TO EXAMS" Exam Hatao Ped Bachao :kelw:

here are some points to remember in quants chck dis out!!!

hey guys!! chck out dese logical reasoning questions.........

Chor pakdne ki machine bani. USA mein-1 din mein 9 chor pakade gaye CHINA mein-30 UK mein-50 aur INDIA mein 1 ghante mein machine chori ho gayi East or West India is the best!!!!!!!

hey guys chck dis project out..... its about the analysis of Recruitment & Selection strategies of ICICI Pru!!

Hum honge all pass Hum honge all pass Hum honge all pass 1 din, ho ho likhte hain bakwaas, phir bhi hai vishwaas, paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........... :nod:

"the law says:- if u can't convince them, better confuse them.....!!" Do u know which law it is??? dis is "LAW OF ANSWERING IN EXAMINATION."

m a bba student in my last sem. and aspire to do mba in finance