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    Self appraisal

    Good one must read it!!!! A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Woman : (at...
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    Amazing Interview

    Hi All, Please read this ...take 5 min. to read... Amazing Interview @ Infosys..... (not sure if it was infosys) Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from Baban Rao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology...
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    Wonderful definitions

    Wonderful Definitions School A place where Parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his...
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    Worlds smallest essay

    This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour ....Here's an example of absolute brilliance.... Shortest Essay: An English university creative...
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    Favorite email of women

    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her...
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    Dont miss it - a warning to travellers

    VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO ALL TRAVELLERS ABROAD. Dear Friends, Yesterday only I came to know of a case from a friend of mine which is very scary. One of his friends was traveling to UK via Dubai. Unfortunately he was carrying a packet of Khas Khas which is a commonly used spice in some...
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    You live only once.........A very nice story - dont miss it

    A very nice story - dont miss it An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son...
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    Cooooooooool Fact...!

    (NO hard feelings on this one please.... please see this in lighter vein... saw this somewhere and thought to share.....) Reality of out country : Most of the Ist class passed students get technical seats, some doctors and some engineers... the 2nd class passed pass MBA and become administrator...
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    counting

    Teacher-BAtaAo 80+90=? Sardar-100! Tchr-No, 80+90=170.. Srdr-Par sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H ki "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo,(assi-nubbe) 80-90 Pure 100"
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    a great thing about friendship

    One day a crab was running on the sea shore. The water came & cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab:being my friend why are u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves:A fox was following ur footprints to catch u! That's why i cleared it off.. Friendship never let's u down. So whenever ur...
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    Happiness and Living

    Benjamin Fraqnklin Once said :- There will be plenty of time to sleep when you are dead life is for living - so wake up and perform
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    Happiness and Living

    To be happy, dont do what ever you like, like whatever you do happiness comes not from having much to live on but having much to live for
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    need help in Setting up of Charitable Trusts for educational and medical services

    Dear Members Can anyone of you please help me with notes and project reports or anything on setting up charitable trusts for providing educational and medical services. i would like to know complete details - any information is welcome I also want to know of any information on setting up...
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