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    Speeding Ticket!

    A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour. When she noticed a policeman following her, instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two cops on motorcycles following her. She shot up to 80 miles. The next time she looked around, there...
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    A Picky Customer

    A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit. "Give me three dozens of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please," he says to the saleswoman. She does. "And three dozens of cherries, please, and wrap up every one in a separate...
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    Sahara forest!

    A large, well established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. "Just...
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    War College

    At the War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrades...
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    Talking Dog

    A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. "Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough?" Then he gets an idea. He calls his father. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern...
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    rural markets project

    guys, :big_grin: here's a small assignment i made on rural marketing n rural vs. urban markets hope it is useful!!!
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    PROJECT ON FOOD PROCESSING

    :SugarwareZ-256: :SugarwareZ-193: :SugarwareZ-130: :SugarwareZ-120: Hey frns, dis is a small project on food processing made by me...hope it turnd out useful!!!!
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    High Tech Shairee

    o sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga ******* Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain problem ye hai ki bus voh read only hain:pound:
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    JOKE

    A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field about 5-6 miles from his farm. To get there he must drive his tractor, and his dog old Joe trots along beside him. Halfway through the plowing, the tractor runs out of fuel. He wanders out to the road and flags down a ride, which just happens to...
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    HEY FRNDS....DIS IS ZAC

    :SugarwareZ-064: :SugarwareZ-158: :SugarwareZ-299: HI FRNDS...I'M ZAC...U CAN REFER ME BY ZACIE...
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