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Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he...

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch". The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink...

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

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id (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea? Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho? Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain. English Version Kid (on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today. Madam: Who are you? Kid: My papa is speaking. Punjabi Version Kid (phone te): Madam, mera beta...

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun? . . . . Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now. Indians say: Keep the egg. Jai Hind...

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi. Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.:SugarwareZ-175:

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi. Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.:SugarwareZ-208:

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao All out lagao machar bhagao…

Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg? Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!:SugarwareZ-259:

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"...