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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest...

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated, as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo. The lion was so happy and started...

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as : "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." ************ ********* TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a...

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths...

If the alarm goes off, don’t run downstairs.. wait and watch !! XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins...

And then the fight started.... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... . So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... **** My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the...

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman...

Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strap of ur bra. Teacher: GET OUT of class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy 2: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH. She bent down 2 take chalk, Little Johny started walking out. Teacher: Johny, why r u going out...

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a train. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third...

People born between 1925 and 1945....Are called... The Silent Generation People born between 1946 and 1964...Are called.... The Baby Boomers People born between 1965 and 1984...Are called.... Generation X. People born after 1984....Are called.... Generation Y BUT......... Y Why do we...

Delhi k paas k nizamudin railway station ki train no. 6162 k route k 3rd station bharatpur k ek chote se gaon k nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe hue kutte ki aage wali right side ki taang ki tisri ungli k nakhun k paas chupe hue chichar k pait mein rehne wale bacteria k...

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lives, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return. He called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the...

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. > >Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. > > > >"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! > >You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! > >We need more butter. Oh my GOD! >...

When I was small I was very mischievous ! I used to break rocks with my head Used to play with Basketball ! Used to Take a ride on Comodo Dragon ! When I was small I was very mischievous ! I used to break rocks with my head Used to play with Basketball ...

Santa Singh needed some money desperately. Banta Tells him that if he prays to Shivji in a temple, his prayers would surely be answered. So Santa goes to a Shiva temple. The temple had a large Lord Shiva statue. Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says his prayer...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the...

Ek baar Sunil Gavaskar ko Australian film company se invitation aaya, "'Gavaskar' movie ka Premier hai, aap zaroor aaiye". > > > > > Gavaskar bahut khush hue, India walo ne to movie nahi banayi, Australia walo ne to thodi kadra ki.

One Sardar fed up with all Sardar scenarios and went to doctor. He asked doctor to put 1 Kg of brain in his head. He asked about the cost. Doctor asked him whose brain it shoud be? It depends on that. Doctor explaining about brain cost "If Engineers Brain - Rs. 1000 per gram" "If Doctors...