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bihari professor A Bihari Professor# Inside the Class :---------------- * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the...

LALOO Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying. After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money. A few minutes later...

something to think about If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following. There would be: 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere - both north and...

the best 1 You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

more, more, more 1)When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 2) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts...

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

jjookkeess 1)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 2)When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're...

some more 1)At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 2)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible...

joke 2 In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you tryagain.

joke 1 At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

frns laughter is the best medicine. so join me in the cause..

MODULE MANAGER Thought you guys would enjoy this one. very familiar... Programmer to Module Leader: "This is not possible. **Impossible**. It will involve design change and no body in our team knows the design of the system. And above that nobody in our company knows the language in which this...

IIM puzzle A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman...

how to do business Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is...

i m starting here a new thread to include some ocrporate lessons. hope u people will enjoy

can anybody help me with these projects. i need for 100 marks projects in these projects:- 1) life cycle of gold( this is utmost important) 2) debt market 3) retirement planning thanks in advance..

financial projects can anybody help me with these projects. i need for 100 marks projects in these projects:- 1) life cycle of gold( this is utmost important) 2) debt market 3) retirement planning thanks in advance..

NO, NO, and a big NO. globalization is a word which is well known to every soul today. but the fate is very near by. I know it wont come today, neither tomorrow, but i cant guarantee beyond that. in the name of globalization, USofA is sucking a huge chunk of money from our economies. see what...

YES, YES, and a big YES.. today every economy in the world is growiing/developing at a brsik pace. a major part of the credit for this development goes to GLOBALIZATION. the good done by globalization to this world:- 1) economies of the world trade with each other and thus demand and supply are...

hey good work done. i appreciated the effort u people take, which are of so much benefit for otthers. keep it up. and my dear frns, there a site especially for all these model test papers and all. it's name is "PAGALGUY.COM". thought of just telling u, do visit it, i guess it can be useful for...