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    STARTING A NEW BUSINESS

    Suggestions to help get your business off to a smooth start and keep it going for the long haul. Save up as much money as possible before starting. Save up as much of the needed investment money as possible, including your living expenses for the first year, or even two. Odds are that your...
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    something interesting abt the football world cup

    Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, he had won this title for the last time in 1970. If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964 Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that only in 1978. And 1978 + 1986 = 3964 Germany, though, won the world cup in...
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    Here are some interesting facts about Formula 1 racing:

    01. An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong! 02. Formula 1 cars have over a kilometre of cable, linked to about 100 sensors and actuators which monitor and control many parts of the car. 03...
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    How to Sell Anything to Anyone

    How to Sell Anything to Anyone By Nathan Blaszak, Director Apply Hypnosis Centre It’s mind-boggling to me when I talk to most copywriters, marketers and entrepreneurs and they desperately search for the best approach to...
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    Arjun Singh interviewed by Karan Thapar on reservation

    It was a great interview ..in d sense tat arjun singhs' was totaly exposed ....... for most of d questions he had no proper answer and being d mister of HRD he dint even had d statistics to support his answer ...... SOMETHNG ABOUT THE MAN """ KARAN THAPAR""" karan thapar is probably the best...
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    jokessssssss

    TWO IT GUYS Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar." "What did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into...
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    jokessssssss

    TWO WISHES A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down, the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says...
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    jokessssssss

    An old miser, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he called his doctor, lawyer and minister together around his bedside. "I always heard you can't take it with you, but I am going to prove you can," he said. "I have $90,000 in cash under my mattress. It's in...
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    sillly:))

    A lawyer, a economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper...
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    jokessssssss

    This morning as I was buttoning my shirt a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee....
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    jokessssssss

    There this guy who goes to a pub and asks the bar tender for 10 shots of tequilla. The bar tender says "no thats too much". The guy tells the bar tender he just found out his brothers gay, so the bar tender says thats understandable. so he gives the guy 10 shots of tequilla. The next day the...
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    jokessssssss

    A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did honey, a long time...
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    jokessssssss

    blondesssss A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she...
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    jokessssssss

    another good one With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again...
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    jokessssssss

    A man is driving along the highway in his convertible ... ... and he's got eight penguins in the back seat of his car. A police officer sees the car, and pulls him over, siren and lights in full force. When the officer approaches, the driver very politely asks the officer what the trouble is...
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    sillly:))

    woman and d ginie A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an old lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in...
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    Why Indians Can't be Terrorists

    hehe vishal .........the terrorists can take an air deccan plane..........no free food no beautiful gals, ugly airhostess ....
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    India's tour of West Indies !!!!!

    The first match was gr8 one . indian team did lookd a bit rusty after d break . spsly the bowlers .... Kaif tried really hard to make the match difficult ....none the less gr8 close match ....india will win d series easily bcz apart from cris.gayle no one really gave their contribution and their...
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    Can you find out?

    yea tats true all are drop outs ...nice one
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    sillly:))

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man...
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