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ek aisa psycho jo is duniya ko barbaad kudena chahata hai...........

aur woh phir apni puri gang leke kartik ke pass jaata hai, uske gang members hain deya, chitu, venky , nilesh , raj aur bhi bahut pagal log, jinke idea se woh kartik ko pagal banayegaa............

the fact was very strange, and usse pata chul jaata hai STFU kya hai............aur uska mutlub hai Someone Trying to Fool Us...................:pound::pound::pound::pound:

dono try kurke thuk jaate hai, tabhi wahan siddhu aata hai aur code crack kur deta hai.......

and suddenly wahan rain start ho jaati hai aur ek titanic wahan aake rukti hai, aur titanic se utarti hai bheegi hui hot ladki minnie mouse................

than raj says, " oye chud yaar dawood nu, chul dono naal milke kahin daru sharu pite hain" and than they goes to chandnii bar, where they find superman.......

Thanks Bhavin 4 the updates

Not easy to trick me, i knew this from b4

I hope u guys will not hit me or ban me for this pjs :-)

dis 1 is my fav. .. Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ? Scroll Down for answer A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...... Roll Anyways... Here s one more.... Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ? Scroll Down...

A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagaoo"

ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ... .... ..... okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

What's the opposite of "Dominoes" think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think...

Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai??? Think...... Think.. Bit more....... Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means chen..nai...

) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. shivji khush . Prakat hue ... bole ... . . . . . puttar maang ... maang kya chahiye tujhey ! bakth utha ... bole shivji ... mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do ! shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ? unhone kaha ... puttar ... tuney...

Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai. Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai. Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai. Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai. Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai. Kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyon...

Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai.. Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai. Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai. Aadmi pehle se hi bahut...

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light. On the way he offers a lift to a stranger. Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please' Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer' Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover?? Gulshan: No it is Grocer. Now tell me why did Gulshan say...