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Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur...

itanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where...

No Algebra for Romans Romans were never good on Algebra because there ‘X’ was always ‘10.’ *************************************** No Two-Piece Please A lady tourist went to a country on a vacation. In the evening she was toddling on the beach. A security person came to her and said, “Mam...

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya, mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi. *************************************** Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata...

**************************************** Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha. Banta : Meine bhi. Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne cheating ki hai. Hum sab fail ho jayenge...

**************************************** Santa : Banta itni sharab na piya karo, tumhari saanso tak se badbu aati hai. Yehi haal raha to tumhe nark bhi jagah nahi milegi. Banta : Don’t worry Santa. Saanse to me yehi chorrkar jaunga!!! **************************************** Santa : Ess car ka...

**************************************** Ravi : Papa, jyada kaabil kaun hai? Mein ya aap? Dad : mein, kyunki mein ek to tumhara baap hu, dursri umar me tumse bada hu,aur mujhe tumse jyada tajurba bhi hai. Ravi : Phir to aap jante honge ki light ki velocity ko kisne measure kiya hoga? Dad ...

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u! **************************************** After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my lef hand...

**************************************** Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything. **************************************** Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa… Santa...

**************************************** Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye. Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye. Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai. Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega...

**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge :) **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna...

**************************************** Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!! **************************************** Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki...

**************************************** Baniya : Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya. Wife : To kya aapne shor nahi machaya. Baniya : Mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!! **************************************** Boss ki wife...

**************************************** Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana! **************************************** Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to...

**************************************** Boy - I love you Girl - But I don’t Boy - Think again. Girl - No I don’t Boy - Waiter Bill alag alag lana Girl - I love u, I love u, Keh to rahi hu, tum bhi bura maan jate ho! **************************************** Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak...

**************************************** The Full Form of Chocolate Brand : KITKAT - Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time PERK - Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss MUNCH - Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug! So think before giving chocolate to any one. ****************************************

**************************************** On 1st April sardar was travelling in a bus. Conductor asked for the ticket, he gave him Rs. 10 and took the ticket in his pocket and said,”April Fool”. I have pass. **************************************** Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe...

**************************************** Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha reyan Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal. **************************************** Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April...

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