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    what is marketing??

    Good one, but dear its already being posted before...... Regards
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    Enhancing Relationships. ---- GYAN ...

    Subject: Enhancing Relationships. TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation. A telephone operator...
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    Top 20 Management Terminologies..just for laughs !!

    Top 20 Management Terminologies A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame...
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    office rules

    Great going,,,,,,,,,,,,looking forward to see more of it.....cheers !!!
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    Actual call centre conversations

    CALL CENTRE JOBS: PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click...
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    Not just another story !!

    An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 year's old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd...
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    just for laughs !!

    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the...
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    MEN ARE HAPPIER

    >>> > > MEN ARE HAPPIER >>> > > >>> > > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple >>> > > creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. >>>Wedding plans >>> > > take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You >>>can be >>> > >...
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    Breakfast at McDonald's

    Please read until the end. This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):-) I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was...
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    Moral of the story !!

    A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked...
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    just for laughs !!

    • Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls?? • Q: Why dogs...
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    Just for laughs!!

    A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting...
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    How company policies get established!

    (This is based on an actual experiment conducted > in U.K.) > > > > *Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the > room is a ladder, > leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on > > the ceiling.* > > > > ** > > > > *Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all...
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    U as MBA...

    good one's.....dont worry wont give u constructive feedback....lol...
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    Thanks for your kindness !!

    I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006. Because of your kindness: I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of...
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    successful / failed group/team effort..help reqd.

    hey guyz, can u come up with a name of a group or a team which were success or failure...for eg. kaante (failure), mars rover team (success), FRIENDS (success).... HELP!!!!
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    just 4 laughs !!!

    • Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls?? • Q: Why dogs...
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    few one linerz...

    [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for...
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    witty and eccentric lonely hearts ads

    A collection of witty and eccentric lonely hearts ads from the London Review of Books has been brought together for a new book. David Rose, the magazine's advertising director, who launched the personal ads in 1998, is behind They Call Me Naughty Lola. It features some of the most brilliant...
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    Identify the Punchline

    few answered 1. Best you vehicle can get...... 2. Worlds Local Bank -- HSBC 3. Simplyfly -- Air deccan 4. Do More Live More 5. Bond with the best - Reid and taylor :SugarwareZ-254:
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