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Three guys die and go to heaven. The first guy goes up to St. Peter, who says, "In all the years you were married, were you ever unfaithful to your wife?" The guy thinks a moment then says, "No. No. I was always faithful to her through 55 years of marriage." St. Peter scratches something down...

Dear Joey, I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job. I am also very sure that some other very nice people live under...

There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest. "My children," the priest began, "The Lord will listen to your prayers, and I am sure that...

Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects...

Funeral Service funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the...

George, Robin and Alex are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter. "Ok you, George, how many times did you cheat on your wife??" "Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life". "Ok, your car in heaven is that...

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came zooooooooooooooooming on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari 'Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?' and sped off....The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother...

hii im attaching a ppt on industrial marketing. hope it helps

The healthcare industry in India is expected to grow in size to Rs 200,000 crore by 2012 from Rs 86,000 crore in 2001, while the total health tourism market is expected to go up to Rs 10,000 crore by 2012 — up from Rs 1,518 crore in 2004, registering a sharp growth of 20-25% per year. READS...

Re: knowledge process outsourcing (KPO)- Training and developement in KPO Sector TRAINING AND DEVELOPMENT IN KPO SECTOR KPO is Knowledge Processing Outsourcing, not to be confused with BPO, which is Business Processing Outsourcing. KPO is about providing knowledge based services in the areas...

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