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Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu. Preeto: Wo kaise ? Banta: I have sex at home only. Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon

Beer Bar Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. Hey ran out to see what was going on but soon went back to drink his beer. When he got back he found his glass empty and a note saying...

Change of Mind Ssanta once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about...

Final Examination Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it...

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Good work, but i am a bit disappointed that you only addressed theoritical issues only..........

Archery Contest Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position... He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target. Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The...

Funniest Joke Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the...

Wife`s Birthday Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note...

Beautiful models Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models. Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?" Banta replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!" Santa says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very...

Santa at Magic Door Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers. Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight-...

Furniture Business Santa, a furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally...

Letter of Recommendation While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always finishes the given assignment in time. He is always...

A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with. The farmer tells him, "I don't need a tractor, I have three new ones at the barn." "Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why...

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Absolutely not.......... Only the idea of working methodology of the virus can enter the human brain and if he works upon it (God Forbid) he can develop new more varieties of virus....!!!:hi5:

Supporting backward classes is understandable, but it should not be at the cost of the bright and meritorious students who is not getting what they actually deserve. And henceforth our country is loosing much more than what the people are loosing.

No doubt Facebook has a lot of applications like mafia wars and farmville which make their users glued to the screen. These games are highly addictive and contributes to the popularity of facebook. But Orkut and facebook has a very separate domain of users. For example, if we visit metros like...

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