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Business one-liners 25 Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer. Everybody's gotta be someplace. Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not...

Business one-liners 24 Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. Enough research will tend to support your theory. Entropy has us outnumbered. Error is often more earnest than truth. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Even if the grass is greener on the...

Business one-liners 23 Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Don't try to have the last word; you might get it. Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway. Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been...

Business one-liners 22 Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it. Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion. Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow. Don't force it, get a bigger hammer. Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost. Don't lend people...

Business one-liners 21 Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the...

Business one-liners 20 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it when I got it. Create a need and fill it. Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster. Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing. Creditors have better...

Business one-liners 19 Common sense is not so common. Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes, 1637 Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with (Insert Your Favorite Group -...

Business one-liners 18 By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends. By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost Cant produces countercant...

Business one-liners 17 Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden Beware the man of one book. - St. Thomas Aquinas Beware the wrath of a patient person. Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels. Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall...

Business one-liners 16 Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone. Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it. Being a good communicator means people find out what is really wrong with you. Believing is seeing. Better latent than never. Beware of...

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