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hey frnds lets share our funny smses..........:SugarwareZ-191: SMS Jokes News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising...

Should u wish to work in these companies ...Think !!! 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 6. BAAN : Beggars...

Cognizant Method: hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more....... and more ....... TCS method: hire a lion give him...

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the...

any1 knows which month edition of business todays or other magazines contains SEZ as a coverstory or any article regardin SEZ...............??

:SugarwareZ-191: Humour : Interview Question & Answers ............ Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? Ans: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me...