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Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!" His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands...

Share Orders! Doctor: "I see you`re over a month late for your appointment. Don`t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What`s your excuse?" Patient:" I was just following your orders, doc." Doctor: "Following my orders?, what are you talking about? I gave you...

Terrible news ! A man got a call from his doctor who said "I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?" The man says "The bad news." The doctor says "The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!" The...

Share Desire to steal! "Mr. Jacobs," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit." "Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked. "For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and...

Wet dreams!!! A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night. "Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor said. "Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee." "OK," the doctor said. "Next time you see the demon, say, "No...

Same Age An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can't come up with any possible explanation...

:dhing: There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out. So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, "Big chief, no fart." The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened. The messenger...

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?" The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, "Grandma? Is that you?" "Yes...

The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured." The psychologist explains: "We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub." "I see," says...

A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to...

Best Consultant.............joke Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment. One day, an elderly lady, slowly struggles into his waiting room. She is completely...

Hiiiiiiiiiiii.......... Share :lmfaooo: At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret." "I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since...

Haaaa........ :SugarwareZ-262: A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that." The woman went to the...

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Nano at Heaven George, Robin and Alex are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter. "Ok you, George, how many times did you cheat on your wife??" "Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life". "Ok, your car...

:SugarwareZ-237:Joke Disappearing Lover Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table...

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