SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB. A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS, AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall...