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Saving Environment......................................................

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

Saving land resource and alternatives.................Sem2

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too.

One of my best projects in Sem 1.................................................

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

Project on Celeron Computers...Sem1.....Intro to Com

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone