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    No Excuse!!!!!

    A Blonde Babe walks into a hardware shop and asks the male assistant if she could purchase the painting hung up on the wall. "Would you like a screw for that?" the man asks. "No, but I'll give you a blow job for that cooker."
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: 'Can't find the printer.'On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it.
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    Do you think an 18-year-old is mentally and financially prepared for marriage?

    Well i think people makes mistakes thats what we are and concerning current generation 18 year old guy or gal is old enough to make there own decisions.........
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    One day at school a teacher said, "Class I'm going to give you a question every Friday. If you answer it correctly, then you do not have to come to school on the following Monday." The first Friday arrived and the teacher asked, "How many stars are in the sky?" No one was able to answer. The...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about...
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    WHY COMMUNICATION (ENGLISH) IS SO IMPORTANT

    Buddy as we are living in a global world we can't expect a translator for every meeting between foreign clients and if you have to expand you have to go global and for that english is a must. As it is International language you have had to learn it to be successful.
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    which team will win IPL2?

    Chennai Super Kings are the Favorites... Delhi dare Devils can prove there worth...
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    What Do You Think Of The Stock Exchange Closing Yesterday During Working Hours

    First Of All Let Me Tell You it was first time in the history of stock exchange that sensex gained 2000+ points in a single day and remained there as the sensex was closed to ease down the investments and heavy sell outs. What do you think is it all due to the elections funda or the other...
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    Jokes for the day

    well the first one was so so but the second ones moral is laughing ground. A women Can Think thats a good start even in a joke.......... lol
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    Have the ppl become concenred about the nation?

    yes i agree with that but its still lacking a touch as the politicians to whom we vote are still have criminal cases pending on them, something needs to be done in this regard...
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    Project on CRM

    thanks dude for the project one of my friend was greatly in need of that assignment thanks again from his behalf.
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    5 Tips For How You Can Learn More

    great observation dude i think we all know that stuff but the problem is that we don't take anything seriously until it get worse.
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    comparision of selected company securities with nifty and risk study a completed proj

    thanks dude it was of great help i just wana say you have done an incrediblw job thanks again.
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    What is Recycling

    great stuff compiled by you dude thanks for sharing it with us i think the waste management is a good field for career now a days.
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    Banks, Financial Institutions and Financial Services

    A great list compiled by you but i you have included the corporation bank name twice.
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    project on working capital mgmt

    i am also new there and i am not able to find any project here on financial management please re load the project as soon as possible i am greatly in need of one.
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    Banks, Financial Institutions and Financial Services

    A great list compiled by you but i you have included the corporation bank name twice.
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    FINANCIAL STATEMENT ANALYSIS

    getting details of a pharma company would be very difficult.
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    QUIT SMOKING

    i have too quited smoking. I think smoking not only effects you but also effects your surrounding people badly.
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