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    Choose your All time Great Batsman / Bowler?

    in Bowlers Macgrath and Batsman michael Bevan..
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    Given a choice between HR and Marketing, which one would you choose?

    Your Interest Matters First then The Condition Or the Work Environment. Well I love traveling a lot. So I like a Job In which I get To travel to different places.. And not sitting in a chair..
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    By When Will India Be Superpower?

    Our Former president had a vision of India being A super Power by 2020 But I think i will be by 2030...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    A call from ladies hostel at night to electricity office " we lost the power send your men" " No Man here, Use Candles" ****************************************************************************** Then there was the 85 year old woman who found her husband in bed with another woman. She was...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he...
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    can the online shopping replace the real one?

    Not Completely But The Ebay.com Is live example.......
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the beverage carts."I'd like a soda " said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something."Yes I would," he replied. "Give me whatever...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds. ********************************************************************************* Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    One Sardar read a board "likhney wala briliant.....parhney wala idiot.." Sardar becomes engry, he rub the board and writes, "parhney wala briliant, likhney wala idiot...." *************************************************************** Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!! ************************************************************ BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE. Friend: What are you looking at? Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Sardar ji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar went 2 hotel...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI" ********************************************************************************* What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji standing below a tube light with a...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........ Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever What comes first -...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti hai...!!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be pained in front of his clinic but...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" Sunita: "But I am one year elder than you." Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two...
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    No Excuse!!!!!

    Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar- Thanks for giving me the...
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