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SOME FUNNY CONVERSIONS....... RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ...

Should women have children after 35 No, 35 children are more than enough! ---------------- No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.. ---------------- Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.. ---------------- Children in backseats cause...

Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING ----------------- A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started? ----------------- Can you do anything...

Funny email addresses of the stars… AbhishekBacchan: [email protected] AmitabhBacchan: [email protected] AnilKapoor: [email protected] SalmanKhan: [email protected] om ShahRukhKhan...

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!! AJIT : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise??? ROBERT : nahin maaloom Boss !!! AJIT : Arre ulloo !!! SOMWAAR , MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR......... (********************************* DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN...

Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving violently all over the road. A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, "kahan se aa rahe ho?" "Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!" slurs Kesto. "Lagta hai ke...

Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming.. Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing "Yeh Bill Na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara.." At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and responded...

After the grand failure of epic film 'Gandhi' at the box office, Richard Attenborough appointed a committee of renowned and successful Bollywood. It was decided that name of the film 'Gandhi' was not colourful. Following names were suggested: Lathi Bani JWAALA Charkha Gaye Geet Sunaye Adventures...

Filmi Jokes After giving up 'goondagiri', Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for 'Basanti kaa haath mangane'.......... MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise...

Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes…. “What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.” “I got a wrong number,”...

Sardar jokes-The archery contest Once upon a time there was an archery contest.The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position…He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM…… ROBIN...

Sardar jokes-Santa in heaven Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the...

Sardar jokes-Puzzle Two Sardar walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!” About five minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.Finally, another Sardar walks in with what...

Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. _________________ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more...

Sardar jokes-Santa and Banta Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.The boss asks him...

Sardar jokes-Going home early Three sardars who work in the same office notice that their boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after he leaves, they’ll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or comes back, so how will he know?The 1st Sardar is thrilled...

Sardar jokes-Engine failure Fifteen minutes into the flight from Delhi to Kolkata, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”Thirty...

Ek baar ek kavi sammelan chal raha tha. Bhaut se kavi bore kar rahe they. Ek sardar se jab nahi raha gaya toh woh khud stage par aaya aur bola ab suniye. Ek kutta… Loge bole wah wah Sardar phir bola Ek kutta, kutte ke uper kutta Log phir bole wah wah wah Sardar phir bola kutta, kutte ke oper 2...

Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?" Banta : "But yours...

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If...