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When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he turned her down, saying: ‘Your salary is already higher than that of the secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.’ ‘Excuse me,’ the efficient woman replied, ‘I thought we got paid for...

Overheard at the veterinarian’s: ‘I had my cat neutered. He’s still out all night with the other cats, but now he’s a consultant

Overheard at the veterinarian’s: ‘I had my cat neutered. He’s still out all night with the other cats, but now he’s a consultant

Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.

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Aforeign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build. “Twenty years,” replied the guide. ‘You Indians are a lazy lot,” the tourist said. “In my country, this...

Maid: What do you want, sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: What’s your business, please? Visitor: There is a bill... Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village... Visitor: Which I have to pay him... Maid: And he returned this morning.

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. ‘How are you going to travel on a single ticket?’ asked a lawyer. ‘Wait and watch,’ answered one...

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The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. ‘The best thing for you to do,’ the doctor said, ‘is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.’ ‘Doctor, I don’t deserve the best,’ said the...

A judge looked severely at the defendant and asked, ‘How many times have you been imprisoned?’ ‘Nine, you Honour.’ ‘Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence.’ ‘Maximum sentence?’ said the defendant. ‘Don’t you give your regular...

Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a bomb, which one of them had in his lap. ‘Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,’ said the man carrying the explosive. ‘Don’t worry,’ the driver assured him, ‘we have got a...

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