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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. .,.,.,.,.,

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime....?

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole….....

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.......

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!