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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have...

GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday." "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I...

GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday." "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I...

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have...

Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya. 2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho? Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"

Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya. 2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho? Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"

Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girl Friend: What is this? Sardarji: O ji, I'm falling in love!

Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girl Friend: What is this? Sardarji: O ji, I'm falling in love!

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

I can kiss u without even touching u. Gal: U can't Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki Gal: Ok Santa kisses her lips Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.

Sardar Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other on a country road. Hari Singh carried a bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?" "apples," was the reply. "If I guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK, Five?"

Sardar Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other on a country road. Hari Singh carried a bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?" "apples," was the reply. "If I guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK, Five?"

A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later...

A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later...

Maruti will not sell 800 in 11 cities from 2010 NEW DELHI: Maruti Suzuki has decided to stop selling its 800 model, that changed the face of the Indian car market, from 11 cities, including the four metros, from 2010 due to tighter emission norms. Maruti chairman RC Bhargava said the company...

Nabard refinance target touches Rs 522 crore Nabard has exceeded its refinance target by Rs 37 crore, to Rs 522 crore last fiscal, said P Mohanaih, chief general manager, Nabard, West Bengal. Nabard is likely to set a refinance target of Rs 550 crore for commercial, regional rural and...

Studying at IIM-A gets costlier, fee up by Rs 1L AHMEDABAD: The Indian Institute of Management-Ahmedabad (IIM-A) on Sunday increased the fee of its flagship Post Graduate Programme from Rs 11.5 lakh to Rs 12.5 lakh annually, citing rising cost of teaching. Studying at IIM-A gets costlier, fee...

Nabard refinance target touches Rs 522 crore Nabard has exceeded its refinance target by Rs 37 crore, to Rs 522 crore last fiscal, said P Mohanaih, chief general manager, Nabard, West Bengal. Nabard is likely to set a refinance target of Rs 550 crore for commercial, regional rural and...