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This is called misfortune by itself ... One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night DR: take this tablet you will be ok Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match. :SugarwareZ-191: :SugarwareZ-191:

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. :SugarwareZ-191:

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer). :SugarwareZ-191:

Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE. :bigsmile:

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega. :SugarwareZ-191:

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai. :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. :SugarwareZ-191:

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. :SugarwareZ-191:

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing...

Wife: Jan main mar gayi tu kya ho ga ? Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaunga... Wife: Dusri shadi to nahi karoge na ? Husband: Pagal to Kuch bhi kar sakta hai.. :SugarwareZ-191: :SugarwareZ-229: :SugarwareZ-229:

Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape? Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining... :SugarwareZ-098: :SugarwareZ-299: :SugarwareZ-299:

3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thi...Ek Chipkali Ne Gana Sunaya Baqi Do Nechay Gir Gayi... Kyun!!! . Baqi Do Ne Taliya Bajai Es Liye!! :SugarwareZ-191:

Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ? Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :SugarwareZ-229:

Wife: I will die Husband: I will also die Wife: Why u want 2 die ? Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker sakta :SugarwareZ-229:

A chines was in hospital, A man went 2 see him, chines said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died Man went china 2 ask the meaning. it was kutay k bachy oxygen k pipe se pair hata

I dont wonder why taj should not b the best I m proud to b an indian and proud that taj is in india

niceeeeee yaar :SugarwareZ-191: .....

very good going dear thanks 4 bringing smiles 2 our faces

:SugarwareZ-191: hehehehehaha that waz really fhunnyyyyy