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Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody This is a famous story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. If you haven't read this before please read through very interesting one... There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it...

LOYAL WIFE There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the...

Teri doli uthi, Meri mayyat uthi, Phool tujh bhi barse, Phool mujh par bhi barse, Farq sirf itna sa tha, Tu saj gayi, Mujhe sajaya gaya, Tu bhi ghar ko chali, Mein bhi ghar ko chala, Farq sirf itna sa tha, Tu uth k gayi, Mujhe uthaya gaya, Mehfil waha bhi thi, Log yaha bhi the...

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an...

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring...

A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?' 'Well......you pay $10 and if you...

Our life is actually a reflection of our thoughts and actions. Long ago in a small, far away village, there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the...

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it...

Remember this one??????????? ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, " Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye. "...

ONE BEDROOM FLAT... WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER.. A Bitter Reality As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA , it was as if a dream had come...

- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u...

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 77 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket,like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and...

A Bear and a Rabbit didn't like each other very much but were casual friends, One day they met a talking frog in a divine pond. The kind frog offered them each three wishes for being his guests. The Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted...

1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." 2. Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother".... Santa wrote back...

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers). The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy...

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb...

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy...

Gujarati Funeral... A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top...