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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta :Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa.. Daku :Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta :Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao! Santa :Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai...

Strength of a Man The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he...

" People Laugh at me bcz I am different and I laugh at them Bcz they are all the same !!! Now thats what I call true Attitude ...... " " Be Slow in Choosing a person and much slower while loosing them." Bcz Relationship is not an Opportunity but a sweet responsibility ........... " Don't worry...

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is...

Maths Teacher : If you have 12 choclates and you give 5 to priya, 3 to Anitha and 4 to kavitha then what will u get???? .... ..... ...... ...... Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

The truth about life, lets face it & change it. Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one...

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the...

Before marriage : He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you...

1. Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening 2. I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street. 4. If you make people think they're...

At a training program for top management, a well-known motivational speaker, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"...

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to...

If You Love Someone THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was...." THE NEW VERSIONS..... Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours...

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial. The Consul, after hearing of the death of the...

You made me cry You tore me apart You left me in tears You shattered my heart It wasn't your fault I guess it was me For love can't be forced Perhaps we weren't meant to be It still doesn't help Now that I know Because for some reason My heart won't let go I've tried more than once...

Engineer woh hain jo aksar fasta hai interviews ke sawaal me badi companiyon ke jal me boss aur client ke bawaal me engineer woh hai...

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out...

A group of 4 to 8 year-olds was asked, "What does love mean?" The answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. --"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5) --"When someone loves you, the way...

1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have...

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC) *************************************************** "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be...

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not Joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) 4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never...