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Boy:is not Principle an idiot? Girl:do u know who i am? I am Principle daughter! Boy:do u know me? Girl:no Boy:thank god!

Ek ladka class me RAM RAM kar raha tha TEACHER:Tum kya kar rahe ho Ladka:Maa ne kaha hai,sone se pehle bhagwan ko yaad karna

Sardar:kal Jo Shampoo Liya Tha Usaka Free Gift do Dukandar:Us Pe Free Gift Nahi Hai Sardar:Pagal Samjha Hai? Us Pe Likha Hai "DANDURF FREE"

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating d cake prepared by me! Husband:whom should I call now? Police or Ambulance?

Santa:Do you know English? Banta:Yes Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME..

GADHA : Yaar malik bahut maarta hai. Dog : Ghar chhor de. GADHA : Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kardunga

Har gali har deewar par tumhara naam likha hai WaH Wah Har gali, deewar par tumhara naam likha hai Upar WANTED aur niche INAAM likha hai!

Sardar:Meri biwi Kuyen me gir gayi aur bahot chilayi Santa:Ab kaisi he Sardar:Ab thik ho gayi kal se kuyen se awaj nehi ayi

In Maths Exam Sardar was Dancing instead of writing Why? Because Some1 told him there is marks for every Steps

SAITAN Ne Kaha:Kisi Nek Insan Ka Number do Apun usko tang karega Maine Apka no.Diya toh SAITAN bola: MARWAYEGA kya Ye BOSS ka number he

Santa to Son:Tera Teacher aa raha hai Ja Kahi Chhup ja Son:Pehle Aap Chhup Jao,Apki Maut Ke Bahane Maine 2 Hafto ki Chhuti Le Rakhi hai

Teacher:What is the diffrence between Orange and Apple Santa:The color of the orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple

Santa: Lalaji dettol ka Sabun hai kya? Lalaji:(Naak se ungli nikalte hue) Hanji hai! Santa:Phir Haath Dho k 500gm Chawal de do....

SANTA MUJRA Dekne gya SariRat Mujra Dekha Mujrewali Ne Kaha SAAB Humne Apko Khus Kia Ab Ap Hume KHUS Kro SANTA Utha Or NACHNE laga

Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Utha kar Bola:Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai Banta:Sale thik se dekh Mitti nehi TATTI he

can you please reupload the project, it would be of great help

yaar plz reupload the project please, it would be of great help

In year 2050, Father angrily to his little kid " I told you a Hundred Times, YOU were Born, NOT Downloaded ... !!"

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " ************************ Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************************ "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ************************...

Diagram in book was not clear so madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced ... " Dont look at book figure, look at my figure "