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Thought for Success If you do Not like any rule,do not loose patience... Just follow it and then reach the top and.. "CHANGE THE RULE..!

A Student goes into a library & askz 4 a book on suicide..! Librarian : Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...! :-D

What is d height of mixed emotion? Ur greatest enemY falls from7th floor on ur brand new Mercedes car,u dont kno whether2laugh r cry!!!

Teacher:Batao, chiti badi hai ya fir haathi? Santa:Aise kaise batau? Pehle dono ki date of birth batao..!

SANTA: Daarling aaj Naye Saal hai koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair zameen pe na rahe Wife: Daarling "FANSI" laga lo

Circuit:ye Dr. Log operation se phele patient ko behosh kyon karte hai? Munnabhai:bole to,Patient khud operation karna na seekh le isliye

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yamraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Dekha Hi Kya Chand Lamho Mein Humne Dekne Ko Abhi Sara Jaha Baki Hai Abhi To Ki Hai Thodi Duniya Mutthi Me Pane Ko Abhi Sara Jaha Baki Hai

Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you! Wife: Nonsense, it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with u

Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, a job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied: Your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor

There Are Two Rules Of SUCCESS: 1) Never Say Everything, You Know. 2) Never Say You Know Everything

Tez hava ka zoka aaya saath me teri khushbu laya tab mere dil me khayal aya aaj bhi mera dost nahi NAHAYA

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI

Frog asks Astrologer Plz tell my future, Ast: A young smart girl, will touch u, Frog: Great,when &where? As: Next year,in Biology lab..

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Whats Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Whats Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly.... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10

Q: Why was SARDAR writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed. How can u Escape if d room caught FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop imagine