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When WORDS are not enough to EXPRESS ur feelings, Don't think u r in LOVE.! na beta na... U just NEED 2 join ENGLISH SPEAKING course

Mariz: Doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical store. DR.Santa:Oh sorry,i forgot to write the medicine.that was my signature

Aftr the 2yrs of marriage aishwarya gave a birth 2 a cute baby What name abhishek will keep for him? 9045599455 what an idea sirji

Opinions are like hand watches... Everyone's watch shows different time from others.. But, Everyone believes that their time is correct

Wife="Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!" Husband="Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar.

Wife="Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!" Husband="Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush karne Ki Koshish mat kar.

Tajmahal ko dekhkar bola sahjah ka pota.. Tajmahal ko dekhkar bola sahjah ka pota Aaj humara b bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota

Santa(on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai Maa:Bolo beta Santa:Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa:ladka hua ya ladki Santa:maine doosri shadi kar li

kanjus k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka, guess kyon? bcos wo sari raat firebrigade walo ko misscall marta raha

Wife: plz bike tez mat chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai Sardar: Agar tujhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhe band karle.

Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-"I LOVE YOU" Santa Gusse Me Beti Se- Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Lunga Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.

Tom: sale 1 Laat marunga mumbai me ja k girega Jon: me marunga to america me girega santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro, pas k gaon jana h

Santa:Yaar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya?? Banta:Yaar actually mere Dad keh rahe the ke 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam ho jati hai

School life is RELIANCE, Kar lo dunia muthi me. Collage life is AIRTEL, Aisi aazadi aur kaha. Married life is IDEA, Jo badal de apki duniya

Ek admi Teliscope se asmaan dekh raha tha Ek Srdar dhyan se use dekh raha tha Tabhi ek Tara tuta Srdar chilaya "Wah Boss kya nishana hai

Ek admi Telescope se asmaan dekh raha tha Santa dhyan se use dekh raha tha Tabhi ek Tara tuta Santa chilaya "Wah Boss kya nishana hai

Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho Gayi To Usne Apne Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Mein Ek Ped Pe Latka Di Aur Neeche Likh Diya "COMING SOON"

Banta:Why d 4th lion of Ashoka Pillar alwys invisible? Think Don't give silly ans Simple! Santa: It doesn't like publicity;just like me

Aap Sa Dost Koi Dusra Aaya To Khuda Se Sikayat Hogi... Ek PagaL To Sambhalta Nahi Dusre Mai Kya HALAT HOGI

How many times u have failed in L0VE is not a problem But Once u succeed in it, then only u,il realize . . HOW SWEET THE FAILURE WAS