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    Santa being romantic to his wife. “One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””
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    Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi… Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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    Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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    Santa: Go and water the plants. Servant: it's already raining. Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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    Once Santa brought his girlfriend home for dinner. This was her first time meeting the family so she was tremendously nervous. This along with the broccoli she ate gave her a little gas so she let out a small noiseless fart but it turned out to be loud enough for the family to hear. Right then...
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    Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
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    ”Darling” said Santa to his new bride. “Now that we are married ,do you think you can live on my small income?”. “Ofcourse dearest”, she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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    I sent u many msgs but u didn't reply a single msg... So I am deleting ur no.. Good bye.. . . Santa sent this msg to customer care!
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    Employee- Boss Aap Shadi-Shuda Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyu Dete Ho? Boss-Kyuki Unhe Pehle Se Hi Galiya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti HE..
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    Santa Road pe Potty kar raha tha.. Police ne usse pakad liya Jab usse le jaane Laga 2 Santa bola: 'O KANOON KE RAKHWALO! SABOOT TO UTHA LO.
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    man:sir,meri bivi kho gayi. Postman:ye post office he,police station nai. man:kya karu?kaha jau? khusi k mare kuch samajh me nai aa raha.
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    Santa:kaha ja rahe ho? Banta:Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa:Biwi ko akela chod dia Banta:Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
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    At the start of marriage life, every girl treats her husband as a GOD. Later on.. Some how alphabet get reversed. Is'n it?
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    Santa:Yaar Answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta:Yehi k IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H! JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHI Hai
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    Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja. Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Par Gaya Aur Bola: "Kon Gadhe Ka Bachcha Hai? Bahar Se Aawaz Aayee- "Papa Main Hun"
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    Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja. Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Par Gaya Aur Bola: "Kon Gadhe Ka Bachcha Hai? Bahar Se Aawaz Aayee- "Papa Main Hun"
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    Muze jala dena ya dafna dena Jab mar jaun to 1 peg whisky pila dena Mai TAJMAHAL to nahi mangta yaro Meri kabr pe GIRLS hostel bana dena
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    What does a 'Rat' say to a 'Cat'? Ans: billo raani kaho toh abhi jaan de doon
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    Friends are like walls of home,sometimes they hold you,sometimes you lean on them and sometimes its just enough to know they are around you
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    Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha namak kidar hai? Santa-namak nahi hai. Banta-toh dal me kya daalu? Santa-"COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai
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