Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now...
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee
> when he noticed a most
> unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was
> followed by a second one
> about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second
> coffin was a solitary man
> walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of
> 200 men...